Have you ever watched a baby sneeze? It’s one of the cutest things I have ever seen.
The buildup is incredible. You would think they are harnessing the power of Zeus. Heaven and earth shall feel the force.
But the baby doesn’t seem to want to sneeze. You can see them fighting it. Their face clinches, doing everything in their power not to give in.
Sometimes they fight so hard that they poop. That’s a special occasion, which should be properly documented and celebrated on that date every year after that.
Then, the sneeze. You have watched it build. You know that gale force winds are about to shoot from your baby’s face, so you brace yourself.
BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES!!! SECURE ALL VALUABLES!!!
It’s just loud enough to cover up a mouse fart. In fact, a mouse in the attic farted at the same exact moment that Lela sneezed, and I couldn’t even hear Lela.
Afterwards, complete happiness. Usually followed by a sigh of relief.
I love baby sneezes.